October 28, 2009

Hump Day Wedding Quotes/ Comedy {08/5/09}: Whatever You Give a Woman


Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her
...so, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s***.

--- Unknown.

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